Unfortunate.

Unfortunately, I have people who love me more than you.

And they give a shit about my feelings.

Unfortunately, no one in the world knows what I'm talking about.

And I know they wont figure it out.

It's too bad that you're doing this just to make yourself feel better.

Especially since I know you're just jealous.

Unfortunately, if I wanted to I could explain.

But I know very few people would understand.